For your daughter - to help with her geography
A lorry broke down travelling between Norway and Sweden
Another lorry stopped and the driver asked if he could help, the first driver said that he thought that he could get the lorry started but he had a load of penguins to get to the zoo in Stockholm, no problem, said the second driver, I'm going to Stockholm, I will take them for you.
Next day the first driver was waiting at traffic lights when the second driver crossed the road in front of him followed by a line of penguins. Hey, said the first driver, I thought that you were taking the penguins to the zoo. Yes replied the second, that was yesterday, today we go to the cinema.
Have a nice day